Dialogue with the funniest child while in different zip codes.
After a brief ring and the text stating she was sorry for butt dialing. I called her a declared how much I missed her. We discussed how unattractuve we were both looking and how I kept tattooing people with a sharpie or stamp in her honor. We decided to exchange our beautiful looks.
The following texts had me laugh out loud and regain happiness
Out of respect (and she might have threatened me I won't show her initial pic)
Mine to her
Mom: See I really do miss you
Love this child!!