In high school Amy and I discovered The Pirate Movie. This was the first time I understood the phenomenon of exploitation when a person claims to be only a quarter of their actual age, by counting their leap-year birthday anniversaries only. If you havent seen this 1982 classic (I use the term classic loosely) based on Gilbert and Sullivans 1879 Pirate of Penzance with Kristy McNichol (and how did we not know she was gay back then) and Christopher Atkins (definitely not gay) its well worth your comedic quota (and you too can appreciate this phenomenon)
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Leap Day
In high school Amy and I discovered The Pirate Movie. This was the first time I understood the phenomenon of exploitation when a person claims to be only a quarter of their actual age, by counting their leap-year birthday anniversaries only. If you havent seen this 1982 classic (I use the term classic loosely) based on Gilbert and Sullivans 1879 Pirate of Penzance with Kristy McNichol (and how did we not know she was gay back then) and Christopher Atkins (definitely not gay) its well worth your comedic quota (and you too can appreciate this phenomenon)
In with the new....
Just a few highlights:
-I can pick times on the microwave (no more pushing popcorn)
-can boil water in 1 min vs 4 in old microwave
-can boil water in 2 min vs 15 on old stove
-oven preheats in 5 min vs 30
-oven heats on other functions besides broil
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Brooke is 2
I used my Neat scanner for the first time today.
I purchased it when Kim was in the last couple days of pregnancy with Brooke.
Monday, February 27, 2012
Thanks in advance for using Thank you
Is this like using Xmas instead of Christmas? (A major pet peeve of mine btw since you are Xing out Christ)
It just may be a new passion for me. I would suggest for something important, say Thank You.
and Thank You for loving me!
Sunday, February 26, 2012
My date with CEM
CEM: I think they have been here for a while
Mom: I agree (thinking because of messy table)
CEM: I mean there are #2 and we are 78. Btw that girls name couldn't have been Adam
Mom: What?
CEM: The receipt. That was a girl not a boy behind the register. And what is the difference between 81 and 78
Mom: Not sure, what's the difference between receipt number and receipt copy
CEM: Do they really need to track that much stuff?
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Dell named top 25 Best Workplaces for Women in Arizona
The March issue of az magazine (published today) name Dell as one of Top 25 Best Workplace for Women!
Copies are available at select AJ's Fine Foods, Safeway stores and Barnes & Noble.
Some of the reasons we all love Dell.....
• Employee Growth Opportunities
• Company Benefits
• Diversity
• Flexibility
Friday, February 24, 2012
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Grocery Payment
So yesterday I needed to go grocery shopping (I also cant tell you the last time I went to the grocery store). REM and I get ready to go and I realize I left my wallet in the car that Tarzan drove to the office. No problem, I have an emergency credit card in my car for these situations (except for when it is lost and cant be found). Checkbook it is. Now the ID problem. What problem? Tarzan has a color copy of my license in the car with my gym card (lord knows why 24 Hour fitness requires ID, but my previoius annoiyance slipped quickly when I realized it would save my life today).
While we are checking out I start to write the name "Sprouts" on the check. The cashier tells me, oh you dont have to do that any more we just run it through our system. (Wow it has been a long time). I then coyly said, "Really, when was the last time someone gave you a check." His response?
"A couple times a day, usually it old couples shopping together".
Glad I was with REM.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Marie Colvin
Daffy says "no", Donald says "I thought you were my friend"
The month of January I decided to experiment with being a Vegetarian again.
The month of February I decided to eat meat in moderation.
For Fat Tuesday (pre-Celebration of Ash Wednesday, post celebration of Valentines Day) we went to Cork for dinner and decided to try duck meat.
So it turns out I am allergic to duck meat.
After researching Dr Internet last night: apparently alot of people are allergic to duck - they just dont know because they havent tried it.
I now know. I had 23 of the 31 symptoms. I wont be eating duck again (even in moderation) but next time I could take this handy test to get tested
Happy Ash Wednesday
For the best holiday holiday of the year: From the archives here are some of my favorite "recovered" photos from the wedding. I get emotional when I see that look of joy in your eye that was captured, I love that genuine look into my eyes as I start to tear up. The most amazing photos that reminds me two of the 17 million reasons you are my soul mate.
Forever and always! Happy Ash Wednesday!
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Given the choice.....
In the attempt to have a relaxing weekend, after a pedicure and a great lunch at Green. My loving husband tolerated, still hung out with me, and watched the following today after the regular scheduled programing (ie tivo'ed stuff):
Project Runway Allstars
The Best Chocolatier in America
24 Hour Catwalk
Diners, Drive in and Dives
The Fashion Police
The Devil Wears Prada
Given the choice I pick food and fashion.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
It's 9 o'clock
Too much red dye. Too much sugar. Cold medicine and tator tots.
Do you know where your kids are.
Top 5 pics sent to me week ending 2/17
Food. Newspapers. And one cute nephew.
Thanks Diane, Amy, Kim, Lex and Joe
Consolidating Tips, Words, Jokes of the Day
Revamp Your Plate
In an effort to eliminate the days of plates piled high with meat, potatoes and gravy, and little fruits or vegetables, USDA's MyPlate recommends that half your plate be filled with fruits and vegetables. Worried you can't adjust to this? Follow these simple tips for a healthier nutrition plan:
-Enjoy the foods you love, but eat in moderation.
-Avoid oversized portions.
-Make sure half your plate is fruits and vegetables; a quarter of your plate grains, preferably whole grains; and the last quarter of your plate is filled with lean protein.
-Switch to fat-free or low-fat milk.
-Drink water instead of sugary drinks.
-Compare the sodium in foods like soups, bread and frozen meals, and choose foods with lower numbers.
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?A: Don't look I'm changing!
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Happy Birthday Arizona!
#90 is my favorite
Arizona is the only state in the nation that elects a Mine Inspector.