1. I wonder if I would choose to be a boy spider
2. Feather vs. Dot, I get it
3. I am thankful for alligators and zebras
4. I need to pee, again
5. I should get up and clean the floors
6. Is the front door locked?
7. Geez I could be doing work email right now
8. If I had a band I would name it "not so much"
9. Yeah flying coach international is definitely taking one for the team
10. I wonder if I will wear my contacts tomorrow