An open letter to the I told You So Girl's husband

JanuANY 15, 2014

Dear Mr Whitson (sounded better than Dear John),

I feel your pain, I too am the CSO (Chief Subway Orderer) in my house.  I have not yet rejected my family and told them I can no longer place the custom orders they send me too get due to their sad looks of dismay if they happen to come out wrong.

I will get your sweet onion chicken teriyaki (including american cheese unless you share with Jeffery) anytime along with the rest of the I Told You So Girl family  if you can kindly pick these up for me the next time you are in my zip code.  I promise I won't complain (as long is there no mayo on mine).

Our order

CEM

12” turkey on white no cheese

Lettuce, a little bit of spinach, cucumbers, lots of olives and lots and lots of salt and pepper

REM

12” turkey on white toasted first then add American cheese

Lettuce, cucumber, spinach, salt and pepper

MJM

6” turkey on wheat with American cheese

Lettuce, tomato, cucumber, mustard and salt and pepper

Jess

Depends on the day

Me (Assuming I am not sharing with Tarzan.  If sharing with Tarzan then it becomes a 12” with tomatos only on one side)

6” BMT sub the ham for turkey on wheat add pepper jack cheese

All the veggies including banana peppers and jalepenos no onions or green peppers, mustard and salt and pepper

Tarzan (if not sharing with me)

12” BMT (unless pastrami is available) on wheat add pepperjack

Banana peppers, jalepenos, pickles, salt and pepper

I love you,

Jane

PS I bought something for you on eBay today. Please call for details.