Dear Mr Whitson (sounded better than Dear John),
I feel your pain, I too am the CSO (Chief Subway Orderer) in my house. I have not yet rejected my family and told them I can no longer place the custom orders they send me too get due to their sad looks of dismay if they happen to come out wrong.
I will get your sweet onion chicken teriyaki (including american cheese unless you share with Jeffery) anytime along with the rest of the I Told You So Girl family if you can kindly pick these up for me the next time you are in my zip code. I promise I won't complain (as long is there no mayo on mine).
12” turkey on white no cheese
Lettuce, a little bit of spinach, cucumbers, lots of olives and lots and lots of salt and pepper
12” turkey on white toasted first then add American cheese
Lettuce, cucumber, spinach, salt and pepper
6” turkey on wheat with American cheese
Lettuce, tomato, cucumber, mustard and salt and pepper
Depends on the day
Me (Assuming I am not sharing with Tarzan. If sharing with Tarzan then it becomes a 12” with tomatos only on one side)
6” BMT sub the ham for turkey on wheat add pepper jack cheese
All the veggies including banana peppers and jalepenos no onions or green peppers, mustard and salt and pepper
Tarzan (if not sharing with me)
12” BMT (unless pastrami is available) on wheat add pepperjackBanana peppers, jalepenos, pickles, salt and pepper