New shoes

While this photo may not make you roll uncontrollably with laughter the background just may.

Poor Tarzan 31 days after purchasing this $249 pair of shoes from Kenneth Cole showed up on my doorstep with a broken zipper. Grunt, lay down, grunt, tug, pull, grunt (insert tools here), 2 hands, 2 tools, grunt, try to pull off, 4 hands, declaration that the zipper won't connect and that the shoe will not come off, swear, grunt, tug, pull, Jane cuts off the shoe.

Yeah the photo probably doesn't look that funny.