Barista (it was a boy do you still call them barista?): Welcome to Dutch Brothers what can I get for you
Me: I'll have an Large iced Kahlua Kicker, Strawberry-Mango Smoothie and a Medium Almond Joy
Barista: repeats order, and how about a smile with that
Me: what??
Barista: oh is the music too loud, I can turn it down?
Me: No its fine, and a smile is always a good thing
Barista: Well if a smile is good a free drink is always better (As he hands me a free drink card)
Me: oh dear it dropped
Barista: Ok I will use my light sabar to lift into into your car
Me: Ive got it its fine
Barista: Have a really good day
Me: Thanks
Kids: Mom he was so flirting with you
Me: Really?
REM: Oh come on mom he was going to use his light sabar
9 comments:
Good thing he didn't whip out his Light Saber in front of your girls!
wow. No one has offered their light saber services... I apparently don't get flirted with enough!
I say he was a really nice guy, super pleasant, and a darn good employee. I'll hire him. Mom
I don't know what a "Charger" is but the Bronco's sure know how to get it done. I am also a fan of the Buffalo Bills, 49ers and the Chiefs.
I find the Dutch brothers to be offensive. Keep your light sabar to yourself
Does Kahlua Kicker have alcohol?
Who says that, I'm going to use my light saber??
I own a lightsaber. It is useful for picking up chicks. It is also useful for picking up free drink cards, I now see.
No pictures of this guy?
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