Rams vs Raiders

#ramhouse

FOOTBALL - the grandkid version

FOOTBALL

And the season begins......

#LaurainLA

I spent the weekend binge watching Emily In Paris.

Love her photos, love her captions, not sure I love the fashion......

But in a pure #emilyinparis context - here's #laurainla as seen at Burbank airport today 

Bag it.......

(Burnt bleached hair, cheap shoes and shirt and skin cancer on shoulder) But the best lashes and bags you can imagine. 

This happened - Rams.....

5 weeks in CA.  Cheering for the hometown team.  Damn that the Cardinals won the opening game. It's a new season in a new zip code 

2019 called

And says you may never wear your heels again 

When you really love someone 🎶

Yesterday, this child spit up in my mouth, vomited twice down my shirt and when I went to pick her up she was laying in an exploded diaper that wound up under my finger nails.

But damnit isn't she cute ? 

See a penny pick it up

I wore glasses from 1976-2015. My mom always told me I was beautiful, even amongst the children who would taunt me about being"four eyes"

After I had eye surgery to implant lens in 2015, I started getting comments from friends and foes about how beautiful my face was and why did I cover it all those years (like I had a choice).

I guess after 5 years my mom forgot what I looked like in glasses.  

Yesterday at her house there were two pennies waiting to be picked up for luck in her driveway.  She took one I took the other.  I was trying to read the date on her American penny, and couldn't find the date on my Canadian one.  I asked Tarzan for his readers.

Mom, "I want a picture of that - you look old".

I guess I'm a beautiful old person. 🥰

Creative genius alert

In my next life I want to name make up pallets.  

Couple starters:

Beauty and brains 

Glow it all 

Splendid red 

222 

Ambition 

Intro to SLM

In a crazy year numbered 2020 but called unprecedented my biggest joy comes from the addition of this gorgeous girl - my granddaughter.  SLM is independent, talkative, opinionated and just fun to be around.  My heart.........

HCBC knew this first

Most amazing women I know!

My COVID19 post

Me "Hey REM, if I were actively blogging what would the name of this post be?"

REM (without a second delay) "10 days without sports"

Me "How about I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free.  That I can wear football garb while we're in quarantine" 🎼 🎵 🎶 

REM "Lol that works too"

REMs morning routine

I love this child dearly, her alarms not so much 

National ugly sweater day

🌲 

First Christmas Tree of the Season - 2019

Kinda...... if it counts as the first decorated outside of my house since I've had a tree up all year lol 

LAD is driving

Figured I'd post now instead of waiting for 14 years 

As if I need this

My shoes weigh 4.5 lb 

Amy is my muse

Epiphany 1

Tarzan not near as patient as Mason however

Epiphany 2

Amy needs to schedule another vacation so we can virtually shop

Warning in real time

I love Buzzfeed shopping lists.  You can ask a Lenore, JDD, CEM,Kim1champ, AJ, AC...... but mostly ask Lenore.

This product made it on 4 lists do it became a most have.

However, had I known the dangers - would I have (I surely would have still but) bought this product 

Consider yourself warned. DO NOT BATH HUNGRY. Oh and CEM you do not need to learn French before you go to Mississippi 

Football Season 2019

Clearly Tarzan is annoyed with all teams.  I'm still holding hope for the a cardinals.  

All though, admittedly it's a lonely place to be