Thursday, February 16, 2012

Consolidating Tips, Words, Jokes of the Day














The only "of the day" I subscribe to currently is urbandictionary. After full review (you can thank me for consolidating) I think I will keep it that way.



Quote of the Day: The more liberty you give away the more you will have.Robert Green Ingersoll


Love Quote of the Day: I think we have all experienced passion that is not in any sense reasonable.Stephen Fry


Art Quote of the Day: Simplicity and repose are the qualities that measure the true value of any work of art.Frank Lloyd Wright


Nature Quote of the Day: Sunlight is painting.Nathaniel Hawthorne


Funny Quote of the Day: I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.Will Rogers





credit card roulette


A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.


We played credit card roulette at breakfast and DJ's card was the last one picked. He had to pick up the 200 dollar tab and since he is unemployed the California taxpayers provided the meal.




Each person comes into this world with a specific destiny-he has something to fulfill, some message has to be delivered, some work has to be completed. You are not here accidentally -you are here meaningfully. There is a purpose behind you. The whole intends to do something through you.Osho




Revamp Your Plate
In an effort to eliminate the days of plates piled high with meat, potatoes and gravy, and little fruits or vegetables, USDA's MyPlate recommends that half your plate be filled with fruits and vegetables. Worried you can't adjust to this? Follow these simple tips for a healthier nutrition plan:
-Enjoy the foods you love, but eat in moderation.
-Avoid oversized portions.
-Make sure half your plate is fruits and vegetables; a quarter of your plate grains, preferably whole grains; and the last quarter of your plate is filled with lean protein.
-Switch to fat-free or low-fat milk.
-Drink water instead of sugary drinks.
-Compare the sodium in foods like soups, bread and frozen meals, and choose foods with lower numbers.




Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?A: Don't look I'm changing!

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

I love Valentines

Overall a great day in So Cal




Over exposed

Some pics, while not perfect bring me great joy, this is one of them.


Happy Valentines Day All!!!!!


(REM, better call 911)

Happy Birthday Arizona!

Click here for 100 fun AZ facts

#90 is my favorite

Arizona is the only state in the nation that elects a Mine Inspector.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Rating Descriptors

I blame CEM. Sometimes my mind goes on investigative overdrive and this one starts and ends with her.

Her class wanted to watch Mr Poppers Penguins for their Valentines Day Party at school. The dilemma? It is rated PG for "mild crude humor and some language" which means that all the parents had to sign off on it. With the party approaching she had to go for plan B: Toy Story 3. Since I spent the weekend discussing why ratings exist I am overly sensitive to whats in a rating, descriptors and definitions.

So tonight while watching previews prior to Descendants (highly recommend BTW), a preview for a movie came up “intense prolonged realistically graphic sequences of war violence and for language." huh?

So, at dinner I googled ratings (apparently the ratings board is made up of elected parents. I am so adding this to my bucket list.

For inquiring minds here is how the ratings work:

The Motion Picture Association of America has for the past few years put rating descriptors into their rating boxes. Some of them are straightforward- violence, sex, language, etc.



But, some of them are rather odd. Some other things the MPAA (over-protective parents) are concerned about, apparently:



-zombie violence


-scenes of dental torture


-non-stop ninja action


-lots of language


-hockey rough-housing


-irresponsible gun use


-grossness


slime


-an adolescent punch in the nos


-a bawdy puppet show


-and of course, the all-time famous description, for Twister:"rated PG-13 for intense depictions of very bad weather

Now that you are aware, you will never watch previews the same again, You too can blame CEM.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

My David Thomas Eye





Oh yeah and it was Grants birthday

My dad used to mock soccer Saturday (God bless him for the years he supported my two youngest sisters).

Yesterday we were at the park by 7 am. 4 games (remote with no pics of Grant) and back home getting ready for Sadies, his greeting didn't come until 9 pm. And the belated blog (still with no Grant pics) is posting a full day late.

We love you and our now preparing for our third game.







Saturday, February 11, 2012

Early morning refresher

REM ref'ed for Soccer Saturday (weekend), love watching her prep


Friday, February 10, 2012

Top 5 pics sent to me week ending 2/10

From Alice: reminder of bear essential news
From Tarzan: girls relaxing
From Lex: second pair of shoes for therapy
From Amy; mason really loves AZ (and u)
From Diane: dentist decor





Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Zumba Anyone?

Poor REM is bored to tears with Toro basketball season over. We have 2 weeks until tryouts for the competive league


Tonight she did Zumba, who knows what tomorrow will bring for the girl with so much energy.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Surviving Lots of Name Changes....


........and answering over and over again - now where do you work?

Now that my children (and mom) finally get it (I work at the 41 hospital chain formerly named CHW but get paid by a company formerly named Perot Systems) I get to explain a new role (I work for Dell in support of existing commercial, education, government and healthcare accounts that are presenting financial/operational or contractual issues. Oh yeah and Dignity Health is once of them).

I have met some awesome people, developed some great relationships and learned more change than you can imagine in the last 5 years and 8 months.




















I love you all. Change is good.


And now the new chapter begins


PS the last official second floor pic

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Our first outing in days

Cold/flu season hit us hard.

I have worn all my soft fuzzy socks and today finally had the energy to disinfect my entire house.

We are still blaming MJM for getting us sick :/


Friday, February 3, 2012

Getting ready for the big game

125 billion wings will be served

And we are cheering for the team Ochocinco is on.

In other news we think CEM is a republican





Top 5 pics sent to me weekending 2/3

From lex: new do
From the super baby's mo
From larissa: I love you too!
From karie: brand clean up
From Kim: i still thank you!