One of these things is not like the other

Remember when I looked like my siblings 😂😂

Road trip - 2 blondes

My hair has been red off and on several different times in my life.  

It was red the day I was born, it stayed as such until I was 9.  That was the summer it turned green.  

When I started at Wendy’s it was red.  As the butt of every joke (or endearing comments because I looked like Dave Thomas’ daughter) for looking like the company moniker I was usually assigned to cash register. These best days though, were the days that I got to worker the fryer.  Not because of the terrible smell that permeated my light blue striped uniform (and subsequently the hair) but because the hour old chicken nuggets were mine to do what with. I found they were better the drier they got. 

Blonde (done via hydrogen peroxide), red, blonde, red (1992 the year of the bad hair), blonde, red (henna), platinum 

And then Wendy’s brought back the spicy nuggets. Taste test proves I still like the traditional (hour old) better. And then CEM brought up the idea of being their CEO.  Hmmmmmmm maybe it’s time to go red again.

So I made it a post

If this were a blog post could be titled one of a 100 different things 

1. Go ahead google SWAs seat saving policy 
2. Do you not know me?
3. This SWA flight attendant is my friend 
4. If you are going to save seats don't do the front row
5. My daughter is cuter and smarter than you
6. I'll pick a fight - tonight 
7. Have you read seat saving etiquette 
8. My daughter would call you basic, I'm just not in the mood 

What they don't know is that SWA official policy on saving seats is

"uhhhhh do whatever you want”

What they also don't know is that if im am an A-lister, and the flight attendant likes me and you are threesome represented by one squeaky voiced chick with fabletic pants and a shell bracelet - He will tell you to move when the A-lister wants her 1D seat and you are saving it by lying across all 3 seats like a porn star model.

Maybe if this were a blog post I would call it 

The cost of being right 

But I am in my seat